{"id":20920,"date":"2013-12-18T11:00:14","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T16:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/?p=20920"},"modified":"2013-12-18T10:56:33","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T15:56:33","slug":"deployment-day-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/deployment-day-49\/","title":{"rendered":"Deployment Day #49"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s funny how the people who can bring you the most joy, can also bring you the most frustration.<\/p>\n

\"cora\"<\/a><\/p>\n

My thirteen year old lost my camera (camera, lenses, the whole backpack) and this cutie trashed my bathroom better than Justin Bieber in a third world country.<\/p>\n

It’s hard to walk into the bathroom at midnight and realize you have at least a half hour of cleaning to do before you can even brush your teeth.<\/p>\n

It’s hard to buy a Christmas gift for the kid that just lost $2,000 worth of photo equipment.<\/p>\n

These things aren’t hard because of deployment, but they seem harder to swallow these days.<\/p>\n

My husband has been deployed to the Middle East for 274 days.\u00a0 These are my real thoughts expressing my heart during his absence.\u00a0 I appreciate your prayers and kind words as we cope, adapt, and carry on without him until August 2014.\u00a0 To read from the beginning, click here<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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