{"id":20646,"date":"2013-11-05T11:00:27","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T16:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/?p=20646"},"modified":"2013-11-04T21:56:47","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T02:56:47","slug":"deployment-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/deployment-day-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Deployment Day #6"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today I dropped an almost full ice cold drink in my lap while driving. I’m not going to lie- it was so painful and cold that the thought of peeing my pants to regain feeling in my legs did cross my mind briefly.<\/p>\n

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Don’t worry- I didn’t do it. I wouldn’t. It was just a thought.<\/p>\n

I wanted to call him so we could laugh about how these sorts of things always happen to me.<\/p>\n

But I couldn’t call.<\/p>\n

We’ve always been able to laugh about things- even when they are really bad. Well- I should say I’ve always been able to laugh about things and he’s put up with my laughing at inappropriate times for the past 20 years.<\/p>\n

There hasn’t been much laughter in our house since he left.<\/p>\n

Until today.<\/p>\n

We laughed about ice, grapes, and Disney World.<\/p>\n

It felt good.<\/p>\n

My husband has been deployed to the Middle East for 274 days.\u00a0 These are my real thoughts expressing my heart during his absence.\u00a0 I appreciate your prayers and kind words as we cope, adapt, and carry on without him until August 2014.\u00a0 To read from the beginning, click here<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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