{"id":16941,"date":"2010-12-07T09:00:28","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T13:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/?p=16941"},"modified":"2010-12-07T09:00:28","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T13:00:28","slug":"cora-the-explorer-stapler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/cora-the-explorer-stapler\/","title":{"rendered":"Cora the Explorer: The Stapler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, My name is Cora, and I&#8217;m addicted to trouble. Remember how tiny I was when I was born?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/DSCF1672.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16942\" src=\"\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/DSCF1672.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"495\" height=\"530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/DSCF1672.jpg 495w, https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/DSCF1672-280x300.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Many of you prayed for me that I would get bigger and grow to be a strong and healthy girl.<\/p>\n<p>Well your prayers were answered. I am a really strong (willed) little girl. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>See, I can pick up this stapler one of my older sisters left on the floor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5003.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16944\" src=\"\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5003.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5003.jpg 550w, https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5003-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows you don&#8217;t leave staplers on the floor for babies to play with, well everyone except my big sister&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5005.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16945\" src=\"\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5005.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5005.jpg 550w, https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5005-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just take care of that, so mom doesn&#8217;t have to worry about someone getting hurt.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5006.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16946\" src=\"\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5006.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5006.jpg 550w, https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5006-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mom always says, if you don&#8217;t put away your things she is going to throw them away. I&#8217;m going to be just like mom.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5002.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16943\" src=\"\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5002.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5002.jpg 550w, https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/files\/2010\/12\/IMG_5002-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It looks like mom didn&#8217;t put her shoes away either. Don&#8217;t worry mom. I took care of them too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, My name is Cora, and I&#8217;m addicted to trouble. Remember how tiny I was when I was born? Many of you prayed for me that I would get bigger and grow to be a strong and healthy girl. Well your prayers were answered. I am a really strong (willed) little girl. \ud83d\ude42 See, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-16941","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-kids","7":"entry","8":"has-post-thumbnail"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehappyhousewife.com\/real-life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}